IT IS A HOLIDAY. All are beseeched to visit the kingdom’s grand central BBQ and lay over the coals for ten minutes front, ten minutes back, to ensure the entire populace is afforded attractive, healthy-looking grill marks. Refraining from the bi-monthly cookout is not a criminal act, but grill markings are seen as a sign of general sophistication and finesse and thus maintaining them is highly encouraged. This is but a small luxury proffered to the realm, at the behest of King Hot Dog, the benevolent killer king.

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