No one is ever convinced. But they are the truth.
1. I don’t like pie.
2. I worry that there is a hair pressed into the bottom of the crust of the pie.
3. After that damn movie, always imagine people having sex with the pie.
4. It’s like a weird soup in a buttery edible bowl.
5. I’m a savoury.
6. I don’t like that savoury pie, either, pie should be sweet.
7. Yes, that’s right, I think pie should we sweet even though I don’t like sweet pie.
8. I’m allowed to have an opinion about pie even if I don’t like pie.
9. I don’t want the crust .