Apparently Unsatisfactory Reasons For Not Wanting Pie

No one is ever convinced. But they are the truth.

1.     I don’t like pie.

2.     I worry that there is a hair pressed into the bottom of the crust of the pie.

3.     After that damn movie, always imagine people having sex with the pie.

4.     It’s like a weird soup in a buttery edible bowl.

5.     I’m a savoury.

6.     I don’t like that savoury pie, either, pie should be sweet.

7.     Yes, that’s right, I think pie should we sweet even though I don’t like sweet pie.

8.     I’m allowed to have an opinion about pie even if I don’t like pie.

9.     I don’t want the crust .  

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