WHAT WOULD HAPPEN AT A CAT PARTY?

Would everyone be high on catnip? Would the cake be made of Chicken Chow Chow? Would Betty White perform, I don’t know why? Would the cats take a bath first even though cats hate baths? Would cats lick each other’s faces? Is that what cat makeouts are? Would they play the Jingle Cats album? Would they play the soundtrack to Cats? Would they play DeadMau5? Would it start late at night and go ‘til like noon, thus being the cat equivalent of dawn? Would they wear their collars? Would there be celebrity cat appearances, like from Garfield or Felix the Cat or something? Would they have fun or just enjoy looking disinterested the whole time?