… if I happen to accidentally-on-purpose meet him, when I see him speak at the International Festival of Authors at Harbourfront.
1. I LOVE YOU! Oh wait, I mean, like, I’m actually in a pretty committed relationship, I’m not sure why I threw panties at you. I just meant that YOUR BOOKS [SIC] IS THE BEST THINGS I’VE EVER READ and they make me want to snuggle you under a blanket and caress your wayward hair.
2. So. I’m really into carrot juice right now. What do you think about that?
3. I have always wondered what you smelled like. Now I know.
4. What advice do you have for a young writer NOWADAYS?
5. I don’t speak English?
Brianna Goldberg 