A few months ago I was at a birthday party making some small talk and suddenly this stream of monologue about the probable existence of Downton Abbey fanfic erotica started burbling out of my mouth. I looked into it with a bit of Googling, and WHOAH MAMA, there’s some good stuff there, which is SO APPRECIATED in light of the fact that the sexytimes in Season 3 are so DISAPPOINTING. So I wrote a thingie, and then, BLAMMO, yesterday it was on the front page of Jezebel! ENJOY!