Brooklyn literary magazine Armchair/Shotgun didn’t intend to make a big statement about female underrepresentation in literary culture in their new issue, but by focussing on talent and talent alone, they’ve done just that. The magazine selects stories and poems from a slush pile, stripping authors’ names and other biographical identifiers before determining whether to publish a piece or not. Simply by picking the fifteen best submissions for their upcoming issue, they ended up choosing only female writers. What’s surprising is that the majority of submissions in total came from men. “When we looked back at all the submissions, we saw a lot more traditionally-male names there than female,” writes editor Laura McMillan. “The women’s work was just better this time.” It looks like it’s only getting harder for mainstream publications to hide behind meritocratic excuses for their huge byline disparities.

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I am tired of what is on the radio and so I’m planning to start making THE BEST PODCAST EVER. Chihuahuas!

It has a working title of “Three Chihuahua Sundae,” but I’m pretty flexible.

So, since I’m still scribbling and brainstorming, why not help a girlfriend out…

What would you like to hear in the best podcast ever?


Chihuahua soap operas? News and current affairs analysis? Explainers on classic literature? Breakdowns of musical similarities between Dolly Parton and Taylor Swift? Lists of perfect puppy names, such as “Persistence” and “Samuel”? Surprising home decor tips involving cotton swabs and dice? Reviews of writing utensils purchased at the pharmacy? My philosophy on HATS and HAT-WEARING? Narration of me reading US Weekly?

Tweet me your suggestions at @b_goldberg or somethin’. (Or OH PLEEZ GOODNESS send me a message-carrying chihuahua puppy.)

Bitch Magazine’s RetroPop series: ALL OF THEM!

……..  Intro to Retropop  ……..

Holy smokes, I’ve been doing pop radio/historical lady writer mashups for Bitch Magazine for TWO MONTHS now! Before the final post goes up, voila an archive of all the smashes I’ve smashed for them…

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*Introducing RetroPop: Connecting Today’s Lady-centric Top 40 tunes with Great Female Jams from the Past

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*RetroPop: Pride & Prejudice & Carly Rae Jepsen

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*RetroPop: Why Edna St. Vincent Millay Would Love “Starships” by Nicki Minaj

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*RetroPop: Is the Dude in P!nk’s “Blow Me (One Last Kiss)” Just a 2012 Version of Heathcliff from Wuthering Heights?

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*RetroPop: Ellie Goulding’s “Lights” and Emily Dickinson’s Dark

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*RetroPop: Would Jane Eyre Totally Heart Kelly Clarkson’s “Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You)”?

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*RetroPop: Jolting “Wide Awake” With Katy Perry, Maya Angelou, and Sylvia Plath

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*RetroPop: Is Adele’s “Rolling In The Deep” a Riff on Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein?

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*RetroPop: Getting Dumped with Dolly Parton and Taylor Swift’s “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”

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*RetroPop: On the Manhunt with Rihanna’s “Where Have You Been?” and Agatha Christie’s Miss Marple

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*RetroPop: Nicki Minaj’s Obama-Noted Political Satire and the “Little Boxes” She Might Enjoy

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*RetroPop: What Would Zelda Fitzgerald Say to Carly Rae Jepsen and Owl City’s “Good Time”?

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*RetroPop: (Completely Non-Violent, Totally Symbolic) Mariah Carey Cage Match

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*RetroPop: Criminal Intent with Sia and David Guetta’s “Titanium” and Anne Sexton’s Romantic Murder

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*RetroPop: Britney Spears and Virginia Woolf—CAUGHT ON TAPE!

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*Katy Perry is Billboard’s Woman of the Year… But Who is RetroPop’s Woman of All the Years?

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……..  Katy Perry and Hildegard von Bingen  ……..

I am afraid of getting older… I am afraid of getting married. Spare me from cooking three meals a day—spare me from the relentless cage of routine and rote. I want to be free… I want, I want to think, to be omniscient. I think I would like to call myself ‘The girl who wanted to be God.’

Sylvia Plath, (written in 1949)