The One Time I Have Ever Not Wanted Bacon

Bacon/Egg nog cookies

This issue has been extremely divisive amongst my friends and family. When one loves bacon, does one not accept it in all its forms? I would like to say yes, yes, that describes me and my undying love of meats… and yet I cannot imagine putting one of these in my mouth. Although, to be fair, I think it might be more the concept of “eggnog” in a cookie that I find gross. I like eggnog. I like cookies. And cookies HAVE eggs in them (or something? I don’t bake much…). But this is just too much. And admitting that is my shame.