Friday Fricassee: Douchey Downton Abbey Pick-up Lines

Crawley … PLUS Bro ???

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In today’s FF efforts of combining cultures high and (well, somewhat high) and low, Brianna wonders, “What if Matthew Crawley was a bro?”

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– Excuse me, m’lady, would you care to examine my entail over a glass of sherry?

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– My manor has multiple chandeliers. If you know what I mean.

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– Madame, may I request your help in assessing how successfully my valet selected my undergarments this evening?

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– My chauffeur is mostly deaf. So. Care to take a ride in an automobile?

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– The footmen have had very little to gossip about recently. May I entreat you to help remedy that fact?

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– M’lady, I implore you to experience the sublime breakfast my cook prepares, but she only does so for guests who stay the night…

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– Want to do it in a room where a sexy ambassador kicked the bucket?

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