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A few months ago I was at a birthday party making some small talk and suddenly this stream of monologue about the probable existence of Downton Abbey fanfic erotica started burbling out of my mouth. I looked into it with a bit of Googling, and WHOAH MAMA, there’s some good stuff there, which is SO APPRECIATED in light of the fact that the sexytimes in Season 3 are so DISAPPOINTING. So I wrote a thingie, and then, BLAMMO, yesterday it was on the front page of Jezebel! ENJOY!
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In today’s FF efforts of combining cultures high and (well, somewhat high) and low, Brianna wonders, “What if Matthew Crawley was a bro?”
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– Excuse me, m’lady, would you care to examine my entail over a glass of sherry?
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– My manor has multiple chandeliers. If you know what I mean.
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– Madame, may I request your help in assessing how successfully my valet selected my undergarments this evening?
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– My chauffeur is mostly deaf. So. Care to take a ride in an automobile?
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– The footmen have had very little to gossip about recently. May I entreat you to help remedy that fact?
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– M’lady, I implore you to experience the sublime breakfast my cook prepares, but she only does so for guests who stay the night…
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– Want to do it in a room where a sexy ambassador kicked the bucket?
Brianna Goldberg 